VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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