she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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