is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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