Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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