They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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