the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
