Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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