their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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