just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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