id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
How external is "for external use only"?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
