He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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