We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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