Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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