She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
