What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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