thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sober January is a disaster.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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