My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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