I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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