im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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