I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
two words...techno handjob
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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