at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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