Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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