you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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