also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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