Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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