1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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