Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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