Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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