I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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