Cold hands, warm shart.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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