Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
youre lurking in front of me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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