Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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