They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
