I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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