do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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