Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
i out mim tonsoeep
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