You're so nebulous sometimes
"it" just moved
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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