btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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