I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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