Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she pinky promised me she was 18
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
