is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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