Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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