I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
