I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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