508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She bit a glass in half.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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