She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
