i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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