that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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