Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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