Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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