dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
