it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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