sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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