how can u be prego again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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