You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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