what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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